Me-Hey Kris
Kris-Hello
Kris-I stalk you in your sleep,you better lock your windows!"
Me-*gulps* Ok then ...Who do you like to stalk the best?"
Kris-Couples Making out and having Sex
Me-....ok?
Kris-*stares at me for 10 seconds*
Me-*moves desk*
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Kreeper Move of the week (last weeks)
Kris says "Jenna I'm gonna delete you on facebook! One minute later,taking a math test on the computer look behind me an guess who Kris searched on google maps!
me
Quote #2
Kris-I'm an android a robot with a human brain.
Me-Wonderful Kris...Wait if your a robot then don't you drink oil instead of eating cheese sticks all the time?...Wait is that really a cheesestick?
Kris-Nope!That wasn't a cheesestick it wasn't even real food! That was just a figment of your imagination! A matter of fact I dont even exist!"
Me-...Cool
Kris-*Nods his head slowly*
Me-Wonderful Kris...Wait if your a robot then don't you drink oil instead of eating cheese sticks all the time?...Wait is that really a cheesestick?
Kris-Nope!That wasn't a cheesestick it wasn't even real food! That was just a figment of your imagination! A matter of fact I dont even exist!"
Me-...Cool
Kris-*Nods his head slowly*
Quote #1
Kris-Your a member of the FBI
Me-Yup and i have some secret spy gear to!
Kris-...I knew it!
Me-Yup,do you see these earrings?Those are Secret Spy head phones.
Kris-...I knew it!
Me-Yup and do you see the flower on my necklace?Those are speakers and the elephant on my necklaces eye is a hidden camera.
Kris-I see
Me-Do you have anything you would like to say to the FBI Kris?
Kris-Sure *looks into elephants eye* You will never get my secret case X!
Me-Anything else?
Kris-Go to hell
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