Quote #6

*Me and Gabby are sitting next to Kris in math*

Kris to Gabby- "If you touch my stuff one more time I will chop you up into a million pieces and feed you too a pack of dogs!"

Gabby-*sits silently*

Me- "What about me?"

Kris- "Well I kind of like you, so I will still crush you into a million pieces but I wont feed you to a pack of dogs" *smiles*

Me - "That's good to know"

Quote #5

*Me and Gabby are sitting next to Kris in Language Arts*

Kris- "Why don't I just buy you a can of salmonella! "

Me - "Don't you mean salmon?"

Kris - "...yes"